I ain`t no sailor, ain`t no sailor`s son,
But I`ll be your navigator,
Till the marines hit town, 
Till the marines hit town.
 
I`m a handyman, an all around man,
I`m a handyman, all around man,
And when your husband comes,
That`s when the handyman`s gonna scram.
 
I ain`t the DA, ain`t the DA`s son,
But I`ll talk to the jury,
And I`ll see justice done. 
 
Handyman, I`m a handyman,
An all around man, all around man.

I ain`t no astronaut, 
From Cape Kennedy I don`t come.
Just step inside my rocket ship,
I`ll take you circling round the sun.

We`ll head off for Pluto, Venus and Mars,
Step inside, baby, I`ll take you very far.
 
I`m a handyman, an all around man,
An all around man, an all around man,
And when your husband comes,
That`s when the handyman is gonna scram.